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Reblogged from leanaisnotabanana
Reblogged from skeppsbrott-archive

skeppsbrott:

purplehairedfiend:

fall-bekind:

scatteringstarslikesprinkles:

a-face-to-forget:

huntingloki:

stoneandbloodandwater:

Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This) (1983) Vs. Seven Nation Army (2003)

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS IS LITERALLY THE SOUND OF COOL

Press play and you will find yourself wearing a long black coat on a windy city street holding a firearm that won’t be invented for another 50 years, your voice will be a full octave deeprer AND YOUR HAIR WILL LOOK PERFECT.

if only Lucifer had his theme song this would be it

omfg

I’m mostly reblogging this for the chickens

Reblogging because the chickie gifs are completely accurate.

This is the story of how a futuristic view pushed this song past 100k and how gifs of chickens will push it past 200k.

(Source: skeppsbrott-archive, via eriouni0s)

Reblogged from cockenblog
coplandfanboy:

This is my favourite Onion article

coplandfanboy:

This is my favourite Onion article

(via xaldien)

Reblogged from deanpendragon

spoken-not-written:

I LAUGH SO UFKCING HJARD EVEYR TIME IS EE THIS

(Source: deanpendragon, via xaldien)

Reblogged from farx

farx:

For Coaster

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Reblogged from hartbigcanon
hartbigcanon:

Honestly Cosmo, I came out to have a good time and I’m feeling so attacked right now.

hartbigcanon:

Honestly Cosmo, I came out to have a good time and I’m feeling so attacked right now.

(via curtisplease)

Reblogged from faggotwitchesrulethenight
yeahiwasintheshit:

straight sex is so complicated

yeahiwasintheshit:

straight sex is so complicated

(Source: faggotwitchesrulethenight, via randomologie)