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Reblogged from lanadelreying

snatchedweaves:

lanadelreying:

Lana’s reaction omg

You fffffucking didn’t

(via ruinedchildhood)

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officialfrenchtoast:

not an overreaction

(Source: taco-bell-rey, via thelastgreatkings)

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yuyukami:

alexanderlightworm:

So there’s a blind kid in my class, and today we were having really bad thunderstorms in our area. All of the sudden there’s a huge crack of thunder and all the lights go out. Some girl screamed “Oh my god i can’t see anything!” and the blind kid goes “Me either!!” and i just lost it

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(Source: emmyblackthorn, via ly0nheart1)

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memoriesofthetacos:

Me on the last season of Spartacus.

(via sodomymcscurvylegs)

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mercuryjones:

Classic from American Horror Story

(via iamtemporarytoday)

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geek-studio:

Geek Studio’s Geek Gift Guide: Legend of Zelda Edition
by geek-studio

Do you know a Hero of Hyrule that needs the perfect gift? Someone who plays an Ocarina like a pro and displays the courage of a hero? Take a look at this Geek Gift Guide made specifically for fans of The Legend of Zelda!

Need other ideas? Check out Geek Studio's other Geek Gift Guides.

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cityofathena:

honk-honk-its-gamzee:

moistchunkyslurp:

annabellebanna:

omg i am laughing so hard at the Miss Universe costume category

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you got poland lookin nice

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Namibia workin it

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Costa Rica goin big, what did you expect

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Haiti fuckin rockin it

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Great Britain got damn

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Switzerland hell yeah

and then

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….Miss USA.

we had to be a fucking transformer

is this real life

reblogging this again just to add
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canada HAD TO BE a fuckign mountie are you kidding me

but did you guys see this: 

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DAMN MÉXICO

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Reblogged from likeacooldude
  • Before jerking off : i would literally suck 6 dicks rn
  • After jerking off : men are gross
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squarlo:

michellehoebama2:

I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FIRST SENTENCE IS

WHAT ARE YOU DOING REBECCA
i just have a headache mom
WHY DO YOU HAVE A HEADACHE REBECCA

(Source: paris666hilton, via bravodelta9)

Reblogged from dialupmodem

dialupmodem:

tbh if u really think that iphone users are elitists ask ANY nerd why they prefer android n they’ll go on and on for hours, insulting the phone, steve jobs, tim cook, their entire families, everyone that works for apple, the schools they all attended, and their mothers’ lasagna recipes 

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